CAPO 1 G D G G It's that time of year when we all get together D And afterwards we wonder why D 'Cause the later it gets, the drunker we are G Someone always ends up in a fight G Well you'd think that a family could try to get along C At least this one day a year D But the fact is we can't, we never will G So pass me one more Christmas beer G C G If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em D I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together, G But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer G C G We don't know any better, same thing, different year D G God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer G D G G D Scotty's got GB down in a head-lock, Mike just got decked in the hall D Over somethin' 'bout NASCAR and who had the fast car G And who put Junior into that wall G Well grandma's bitchin' about men in the kitchen C It's a good thing my grandpa can't hear D I've tried to stay sober, but this party ain't over G So pass me one more Christmas beer G C G If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em D I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together, G But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer G C G We don't know any better, same thing, different year D G God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer G C G We don't know any better, same thing, different year D G Hallelujah and Happy Holidays, pass me one more Christmas beer