C
Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes
Am
And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
E
Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
Bb              F        Bb            F
I hope that you got that shirt on half price

C
And every word I say falls flat on the floor
Am
I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
E
And I don't think that I can take it no more
Bb              F     Bb              F
He's driving me right out of my front door

C      G               E        F
Why do you do what you do to me baby
C                 G          E          F
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy
C             G            E        F
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
G
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you

C             G       F
But can't you just pretend to be nice
C          G        F
Can you at least pretend to be nice
C            G       F
If you could just pretend to be nice
G
Then everything in my life would be alright

| C - G - E - F | (x3)
Oooh wee....
Oooh wee....

| C |

C
And I try so hard just to figure him out
Am
But he won't tell me what he's thinking about
E
And then he falls asleep on the living room couch
Bb                  F          Bb             F
With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out

C
And then he disappears for a week at a time
Am
And then he shows up just like everything's fine
E
And I don't get what goes on in his mind
Bb               F           Bb          F
But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines

C      G               E        F
Why do you do what you do to me baby
C                 G          E          F
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy
C             G            E        F
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
G
Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you

C             G       F
But can't you just pretend to be nice
C          G        F
Can you at least pretend to be nice
C            G       F
If you could just pretend to be nice
G
Then everything in my life would be alright

| C - G - E - F | (x3)
Oooh wee....
Oooh wee....

| C |

| D | Bm | F# | C - G - C - G |

D          A           F#       G
Why do you do what you do to me baby
D                 A          F#         G
You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy
D             A            F#           G
You know if I could I'd do anything for you
A
I don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you

D             A       G
But can't you just pretend to be nice
D          A        G
Can you at least pretend to be nice
D            A       G
If you could just pretend to be nice
A
Then everything in my life would be alright

(Oooh wee...)

D             A       G
But can't you just pretend to be nice
D          A        G
Can you at least pretend to be nice
D            A       G
If you could just pretend to be nice
A
Then everything in my life would be alright