NOFX - Best God In Show

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VERSE:
G             Bm       C           Am
Ive no consideration,  zero mutual respect   
G                  Em              C             D
For billions who suffer from ,  rational thought neglect
G                    Bm               C                Am
I dont wanna waste a sentence,   I dont want a convert-sation
G                     Em      C               D
Thats gonna end in disdain,  disbelief and aggravation

CHORUS:
C                       D             G
And I find its getting harder to hang out
C                     D            Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C                  D
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark 
G                         Em
and that their god is the best
C               D           G
My distaste has turned into detest

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VERSE:
G                  Bm  C                 Am
Who would read a 2000   year old medical journal
G                  Em          C                D
Techniques for bloodletting,    advice on Trichinosis
G              Bm              C                   Am
Would you navigate the globe    with a map of a flat earth
G           Em       C                          D
Without DNA testing,   would you believe virgin birth

CHORUS:
      C                D              G
And I find its getting painful to put up
     C                D        Em
With grown adults who actually believe
   C            D                
In Unicorns and Creation,
    G                      Em
and God always takes their side
               C       D             G
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide

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VERSE:
G                 Bm     C                        Am
Thank God for the Grammy,   thank God for the touchdown
G                     Em  C              D
Thank God for blowing up    the enemy's sacred ground
G             Bm             C                        Am
So how am I supposed to take   anything you say seriously?
G                  Em            C                   D
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny
CHORUS:
        C          D              G
And its getting agonizing to hang out
     C                D          Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C             D                
Mythology and history
      G           Em
trump physics and science
   C            D              G
My aversion has turned to abhorrence

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