"So Fly" by Elle Varner

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 I can't help being depressed when I look down at my chest.  Oh yes, my chest it
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 might as well be nonexistent.   How can I ever compete   with 34 double D's?
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 And I'm rollin' my eyes when I look down at my thighs. They might as well tape
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 everything that I eat to my legs.  I am too broke for the knife, too lazy to
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 exercise, but if I had hazel eyes maybe I could be fly.

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    If I had no cellulite, big breasts and pockets real wide  then maybe I maybe I,
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   I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
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   and maybe I maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, so fly, so fly.

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 Now listen I've got a beautiful soul, but only 4 people know.  They've known me
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 since I was 10.  Beauty did not matter then.  Now that I'm 20 all that matters
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 is sex cars and money.  I ain't got none of the three  so basically, I am
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 invisible to all of the fellas and I sit at home jealous.  There was no golden
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 ticket  in my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest
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 ways  of how I don't look and I should look and that's why I say...

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 So basically all I need Is to be everything but me:  colored contacts
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 Liposuction and breast implants.  Somehow that don't make much sense I must be
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 out of my head  if I think, that I am governed by material things. So I
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 decided I'm the definition of fly and if you want to know why  I know what
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 money can't buy. Don't go believing the hype. There's no runway in the sky
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 and no way you could be fly,  not if it costs you a dime.

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