Chords: (In relation to capo)

Ab: 320003
Am: x02210
D7: xx0212
C: x32010
D:xxx2320

Capo 1 

Ab
Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
      Am
Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
       D7
And I'll talk of ponies and rainbows and things
       C
And I'm just who you want me to be
         Ab
Like most creatures down here on the ground
        Am
I'm composed of the elements moving around
          D7
But I grow and change and I shift and I switch
        C
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch
       D
But that only happens when I get provoked
       C
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
         D
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
         C
That mean songs are still better than going postal

                  Ab
That guy's an asshole
              D7
And that girl's a bitch
    Am
Baby it's natural
       C
No getting away from it
         Ab
So sing it out with me
       D7
And then let it go
Am                                     D7   Ab
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

Ab
I see I surprised you with some of my words
            Am
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
            D7
And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
          C
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
           Ab
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
           Am
You're a toxin wasting perfectly good space
           D7
And I say what I think
           C
'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink

                  Ab
That guy's an asshole
              D7
And that girl's a bitch
    Am
Baby it's natural
       C
No getting away from it
         Ab
So sing it out with me
       D7
And then let it go
Am                                     D7   Ab
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

Am
And I won't let him in
D7              C
Under my skin
C                          D
You're a sad sack of shit
D7         Ab
It's pathetic
Ab      
Just a festering sore
D7                          C
That will never be more than that
D
If I don't let it

                  Ab
That guy's an asshole
              D7
And that girl's a bitch
    Am
Baby it's natural
       C
No getting away from it
         Ab
So sing it out with me
       D7
And then let it go
Am                                     D7   Ab
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole