If I only had a Brain, performed by Ray Bolger key: D D7 G Am 7 Bm7 C I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers, G Am7 Bm Bbm7 Consulting with the rain; C C/B Am7 Am7/G D D/C D/B And my head I'd be a scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' D7 G Am7 Bm7 D9 D7 if I only had a brain. D7 G Am 7 Bm7 C I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for any individdle G Am7 Bm7 Bbm7 In trouble or in pain C C/B Am7 Am7/G D D/C D/B With the thoughts that I'd be thinkin', I could be another Lincoln D7 G Am7 G G7 if I only had a brain. Bridge: C Cdim Bm7/5- E7 Am7 Dm7 D7 G G/F# Em Oh, I -- could tell you why -- the ocean's near the shore, F#m7 B7 Em B+ I could think of things I'd never thunk before, A7 D D7 And then I'd sit and think some more. D7 G Am 7 Bm7 C I would not be just a nuffin', my head all full of stuffin', G Am7 Bm7 Bbm7 My heart all full of pain; C C/B Am7 Am7/G D D/C D/B And perhaps I'd deserve you and be even worthy erv you D7 G Am7 Bm7 Am7 G If I only had a brain.