[Intro]
F#  D#m  A#m  C# (x2)


[Verse 1]
F#    D#m               A#m
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet

F#      D#m              A#m
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
C#
With the lap rocket

F#      D#m             A#m
Batter dip the cranny axe
C#
In the gut locker

F#    D#m              A#m
Retrofit the pudding hatch    (ooh la la)
C#
With the boink swatter


[Pre-chorus]
B                                                                            
If I get you in the loop when
B
I make a point to be straight with you then
F#                                    
In lieu of the innuendo
C#m              
In the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
D#m            C#               F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush


[Chorus]
F#      D#m      A#m      C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
F#      D#m      A#m      C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.


[Break]
F#   D#m   A#m   C# (x2)


[Verse 2]
F#   D#m              A#m       
Marinate the nether rod
C#
In the squish mitten

F#     D#m               A#m
Power drill the yippee bog
C#
With the dude piston

F#        D#m              A#m
Pressure wash the quiver bone
C#
In the bitch wrinkle

F#     D#m              A#m
Cannonball the fiddle cove   (ooh la la)
C#
With the pork steeple


[Pre-chorus]
B                                                                            
If I get you in the loop when
B
I make a point to be straight with you then
F#                                    
In lieu of the innuendo 
C#m              
In the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
D#m            C#               F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush


[Chorus]
F#      D#m      A#m      C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
F#      D#m      A#m      C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.


[Break]
F#   D#m   A#m   C# (x2)


[Outro]
F#
Put the you know what 
D#m
In the you know where
A#m
Put the you know what 
C#
In the you know where
F#
Put the you know what 
D#m
In the you know where
A#m
Put the you know what 
C#
In the you know where
F#
Pronto