My Wife And My Dead Wife – Robyn Hitchcock C G C My wife lies down in a chair, And Peels a Pear, I know she’s there C G D I’m making coffee for two, just me and you C G D But I come back in with coffee for three, Coffee for three C G C My dead wife sits in a chair, combing her hair, I know she’s there C G D She wanders off to the bed, shaking her head, Robyn she said C D You know I don’t take sugar G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, am I the only one that sees her? G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, Doesn’t anybody see her at all? C Fmaj7 G No, no no, no no no, nooooo C G C My wife sits down on the stairs, and stares into air, there’s no one there Am G D I’m drilling holes in the wall, holes in the wall C G I turn round and my dead wife’s upstairs, she’s still wearing flares Fmaj7 C G She talks out loud, but no one hears G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, am I the only one that sees her G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, Doesn’t anybody see her at all? C Fmaj7 G No, no no, no no no, nooooo C Am G Fmaj7 C G And I cannot decide, which one I love the most C Am D The flesh and blood, or the pale, smiling ghost C G C My wife lies down on the beach, she’s sucking a peach, she’s out of reach C Am G D Of the waves that crash on the sand, where my dead wife stands, holding my hand C G Now my wife can’t swim but neither could she, and deep in the sea D D She’s waiting for me, She’s waiting for me C G Fmaj7 C Oh, I’m such a lucky guy, ‘cause I got you baby and I’ll never be lonely G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, am I the only one that sees her? G C Am G My wife and my dead wife, Doesn’t anybody see her at all? C Fmaj7 G No, no no, no no no, nooooo C Fmaj7 C No, no no, no no no, no END JMC