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There once was a boy named Pierre
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who only would say, "I don't care!"
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Read his story by friend, for you'll find
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at the end that a suitable moral      lies    there

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One day his mother said
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when Pierre climbed out of bed,
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"Good morning, darling boy,
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you are my only joy."
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Pierre said, "I don't care!"

Dm
"What would you like to eat?"
A7/C#
    "I don't care!"
Dm
"Some lovely cream of wheat?"
A7/C#
    "I don't care!"
Bbmaj7     C7sus/F      F
"Don't sit backwards on your chair."

"I don't care!"
Bbmaj7   C7sus/F  F
"Or pour syrup on your hair."
Em7      A7
"I don't care!"
Dm                     A/C#
"You are acting like a clown."

"I don't care!"
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And we have to go to town."

"I don't care!"
Gm7             C7sus/F       Fmaj7
     "Don't you want to come, my dear?"

"I don't care!"
Bbmaj7          C7sus/F     F
     "Would you rather stay right here?"

"I don't care!"

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So his mother
G7        C7sus     Gm7        C7
left him there.

    Em7     A7    Em7          A7
His father said, "Get off your head
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or I will march you up to bed!"
   Gm7      C7sus/F          Fmaj7
Pierre said,        "I don't care!"
Bbmaj7    Fmaj7   Em7   A7

Dm                            A/C#
"I would think that you could see..."

("I don't care!")
Dm                            C7sus
"your head is where your feet should be!"
    G7
("I don't care!")
Gm7          C7sus/F    Fmaj7
"If you keep standing upside down..."

("I don't care!")
Bbmaj7       C7sus/F  Fmaj7
"we'll never ever get to town."
Em7       A7
("I don't care!")
Dm                     A/C#
"If only you would say I care..."

("I don't care!")
Dm                       G7sus
"I'd let you fold the folding chair."

("I don't care!")

       Dm7 G7     Dm7
So his parents
G7           Dm7
    left him there.
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    They didn't take him anywhere.
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Cmaj7

Am                  D7
Now, as the night began to fall
Am                D7
    a hungry lion paid a call.
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He looked Pierre right in the eye
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and asked him - if he'd like to die.

And Pierre said,
C7sus/F      Fmaj7
    "I don't care!"

Bbmaj7    Fmaj7    Em7  A7
Dm                        A/C#
"I can eat you, don't you see?"

("I don't care!")
Dm                      G7sus
"And you will be inside of me."
    G7
("I don't care!")
Gm7              C7sus/F    Fmaj7
    "Then you'll never have to bother..."

("I don't care!")
Bbmaj7      C7sus/F    Fmaj7
    "With a mother and a father."
Em7       A7
("I don't care!")
Dm                        A/C#
    "Is that all you have to say?"

("I don't care!")
Dm                        G7sus
    "Then I'll eat you if I may."

("I son't care!")

       Dm7  G7
So the li - on
G7    C
ate Pierre.

  C7sus          C
Arriving home at six o'clock
    C7sus/F       C
his parents had a dreadful shock!
     Am7            D7
They found the lion sick in bed
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and cried "Pierre is surely dead!"
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They pulled the lion by the hair.
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They hit him with the folding chair.
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His mother asked, "Where is Pierre?"
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And the lion answered,
         Fmaj7
"I don't care!"
Bbmaj7    Fmaj7

    Dm7
His father said,
G7               C7sus/F    Gm7    C7sus/F
    "Pierre's in there!"

C7       F          F/A  Bbmaj7
    They rushed the lion into town.
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The doctor     shook him up and down.
    Em7      A7   Dm
And when the lion gave a roar
G7    Gm7       C7sus/F      Fmaj7     Em7    A7
    Pierre fell out upon the floor.

Dm                     A/C#
He rubbed his eyes and     scratched hiS head
Dm                         G7
    and laughed because he wasn't dead.
C7sus/F              F
His mother cried and held him tight.
    Bbmaj7 C7sus/F         F            Em7    A7
His father asked, "Are you all right?"

Dm                     A/C#
Pierre said "I amd feeling fine,
       F/C                         G7/B
please     take me home, it's half past nine."
    Bbmaj7  C7sus/F   F
The lion    said, "If you would care
   Bbmaj7   C7sus/F
to climb on me I'll take you there."

     Gm7      F/C         Gm7      Fmaj7
Then everyone looked at Pierre who shouted,
       Bbmaj7
"Yes indeed I care!"
    Gm7            C7sus/F
The lion took them home to rest
    F              Dm7
and stayed on as a weekend guest.
    Gm7        C7sus  C7  Fmaj7
The moral of Pierre   is  care!

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