Ok. So this is my first tab so don't judge :c No capo, standard tuning and fairly easy. Enjoy cx

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Oh,
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Well imagine,
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As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
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And I can't help but to hear,
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No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
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"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
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"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Am
I chime in with a
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am
With a sense of...
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Well in fact,
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Well I'll look at it this way,
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I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am
Well this calls for a toast
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So, pour the champagne
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Oh! Well in fact,
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Well I'll look at it this way,
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I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am
Well this calls for a toast,
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So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne
Am
I chime in with a
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am  F#                  C          G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F#                       C        G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am  F#                  C          G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality 
G
Again.
Am
I chime in,
F#                       C         G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am  F#                  C          G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F#                       C        G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am  F#                  C          G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am
With a sense of poise and rationality 
G
Again.