Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye Flat tune F# = xx4322 Intro Em |Am |D |G |C |Am |B7 | || Verse 1 Em Am D G My heart is paralyzed, my head was oversized C Am B7 I'll take the high road like I should Em Am D G You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me C Am B7 You're leaving now for my own good NC That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus C G She went down in an airplane, fried getting suntan D Em D Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand C G F# B7 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes C G She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her D Em D I returned everything I ever bought her C G B7 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died Interlude Em |Am |D |G |C |Am |B7 | || Verse 2 Em Am D G My pride still feels the sting, you were my everything C Am B7 Someday I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) Em Am D G She'll think I'm Superman, not super minivan C Am B7 How could you leave on Yom Kippur? NC That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus C G She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion D Em D Got run over by a crappy purple Scion C G F# B7 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes C G She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub D Em D Danced to death at an east side nightclub C G B7 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died Interlude Em |Am |D |G |C |Am |B7 | || Bridge D I wanna live a thousand lives with you, C D C I wanna be the one you’re dying to love, but you don't want to B7 NC That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say B7 That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus C G She went down in an airplane, fried getting suntan D Em D Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand C G F# B7 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes C G She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her D Em D I returned everything I ever bought her C G B7 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies C G She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion D Em D Got run over by a crappy purple Scion C G F# B7 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes C G She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub D Em D Danced to death at an east side nightclub C G B7 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died Outro C G D| |C G D| ||