E B Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke E Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke A Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter E B E Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter E B The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin' E There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin' A And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter E B E We all knew that soon we'd get to see a little Cooter E B Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot E And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot A And when they took Cooter for a ride in them back-woods E B E They did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever should E B Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin' E No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin' A No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer E B E Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter E B Now, we have every episode on high def D V D E And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big T V A And Daisy in her short shorts could not be any cuter E B E But what we really want to see is a whole lot more Cooter E A For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder E B E Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter