Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: G - 320033 Dsus4 - xx233 Em7 - 022033 Cadd9 - x23033 Intro: G-Dsus4-Em7-Cadd9 x4 Verse 1: G Dsus4 I took her out it Em7 was a Friday night Cadd9 G Dsus4 I wore cologne to Em7 Cadd9 get the feeling right G Dsus4 We started making out and Em7 Cadd9 she took off my pants G Dsus4 But then I turned on the TV Chorus 1: Cadd9 And that's about the G time she walked away from Dsus4 Em7 Cadd9 me Nobody likes you G Dsus4 when you're twenty-three Em7 Cadd9 And are still more G Dsus4 amused by TV shows Em7 Cadd9 What the hell is ADD? G My friends say I Dsus4 should act my age Em7 What's my age again? Dsus4 What's my age again? Post Chorus: Cadd9, G-Dsus4-Em7-Cadd9 Verse 2: G Then later on Dsus4 Em7 on the drive home Cadd9 G I called her mom Dsus4 Em7 from a pay phone Cadd9 G I said I was the cops Dsus4 Em7 And your husband's in Cadd9 jail This state looks G Dsus4 down on sodomy Chorus 2: Cadd9 And that's about the time G Dsus4 that bitch hung up on me Em7 Cadd9 Nobody likes you when G Dsus4 you're twenty-three Em7 Cadd9 And are still more amused G Dsus4 by prank phone calls Em7 Cadd9 What the hell is caller ID? G Dsus4 My friends say I should act Em7 my age What's my age again? Dsus4 What's my age again? Interlude: Em7---Cadd9--Dsus4--x3, Em7--Dsus4--Cadd9-- Chorus 3: Dsus4 And that's about the time G Dsus4 she walked away from me Em7 Cadd9 Nobody likes you when G Dsus4 you're twenty-three Em7 Cadd9 And you still act like G you're in Freshman Dsus4 Em7 year What the hell Cadd9 is wrong with me? G My friends say I Dsus4 should act my age Em7 What's my age again? Chorus 4: Dsus4 And that's about the G time she broke up with Dsus4 Em7 Cadd9 me No one should take G Dsus4 themselves so seriously Em7 Cadd9 With many years G ahead to fall in Dsus4 Em7 line Why would you Cadd9 wish that on me? G Dsus4 I never want to act my Em7 age What's my age again? Dsus4 What's my age again? Outro: G-Dsus4-Em7-Cadd9 x3, G-Dsus4-Em7--Dsus4--Cadd9(hold)