Band: Dr. Hook& the Medicine Show Album: Sloppy Seconds Side: I Track: I Song: Freaker's Ball Capo II Intro C Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha) D Tonight at the Freakerâ??s Hall G C And you know you're invited one and all, Uh oh First Verse C Come on baby's grease your lips D Grab your hats and swing your hips G And don't forget to bring your whips G A C We're going to the freaker's ball (yes) C Blow your whistle, and bang your gong D A D Roll up something to take along D G It feels so good, it must be wrong G D C We're freakin' at the freakerâ??s ball Second Verse G Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together C The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather D The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too G Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you F The FBI is dancin' with the junkies C A All the straights, swingin' with the funkies D Across the floor and up the wall G C A We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all D G We're freakin' at the freaker's ball Instrumental Break - C D G C F Third Verse C Everybody's kissing each other D Brother with sister, son with mother G D G Smear my body up with butter G C G And take me to the freaker's ball C Pass that roach please, and pour the wine D I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine G I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind G C G Freakin' at the freaker's ball Fourth Verse G White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones C Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones C D The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too D G Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you F C F Everybody ballin' in batches C A Pyromaniacs strikin' matches D I'm gonna itch me where it scratches G C A Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all G C A We're freakin' at the freakerâ??s ball, we're at a ball D G C F G C We're freakin' at the freaker's ball