These are based of the guitar chords Rob Taxpayer gave a forum user way back when.

- = 1 beat in a measure e.g. C--- = 4 beats in a measure. 
The strum pattern doesn't really matter, as long as it sounds good in 4/4 time, you'll be fine.

Intro: C F G C F G F C 

C 
We came across a pharmacy with is window busted out.
F
Pushed on through the broken glass, and had ourselves a look around;
Am                              Am                G               C
The medicines, the medicines, that esculent macabre for the mouth.
C
Oh, we quickly filled our pockets with pills of every kind.
F
All sortsa shit like aspirin that soon colonized our minds
G                                      C
And then we died. - - - - And then we died.
            F                           G             C                   F                                             
Oh, but our rotting corpses lying there soon began to leak and grow these lesions that all 
G                   C 
smelled just like a rose. 
F                     G              C                        F                  G
And all the blood and guts inside us germinated into timeless pages stained with lines of lovely 
C
prose.

Outro: C F G C F G F C