AN: The words in brackets are spoken and if something has asterisks it is is a sound effect.
Thanks!

Fm                  Fm
There's a song that I recall
    Fm     C      Fm
My mother sang to me
     Fm             Fm
She sang it as she tucked me in
     Fm              C
When I was ninety three

G        D    G                D
I diddle I,     (Who was that bum?)

G
Ying tong ying tong, ying tong ying tong
D
Ying tong iddle I po,
                                       G
Ying tong ying tong, ying tong iddle I po, (Keep up lad, keep up)

G
Ying tong ying tong, ying tong ying tong
D
Ying tong iddle I po, lad,
                                       G
Ying tong ying tong, ying tong Iddle I po, iddle I po

G
Ying tong ying tong iddle
A
Ying tong iddle I po
D
Ying tong ying tong iddle
G
(Ying tong iddle I po!) *raspberry*

     G
Oh! Ying tong ying tong, ying tong ying tong
D
Ying tong iddle I po
                                       G
Ying tong ying tong, ying tong iddle I po, Iddle I po!

*Trumpet solo, play a chord of G*

G                       D
Ying. Ying tongy tongy. Ying tong iddle I po.
D                     G
Ying tong iddle I po. Ying ying ying tongy tongy.
G                  D
Yeeeng, ying tong, Ying tong diggy-do.
D                               G
Ying tong diggy, dig dig diggy, Ying tong iddle I po.

G
Feel that crazy rhythm
A
Driving me insane
D
Strike your partner up the bum
G
*thump* Ooh, I felt no pain!

G
Ying tong ying tong, Ying tong ying tong
D
Ying...

AN: After this, it becomes almost impossible to play on guitar because of the sound effects and the
interruptions.
Suffice to say, the basic "ying tong ying tong..." structure repeats, and the chords never change.