Track 01 
Album: Candy Coated Fury 2012

A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,


A
I tried to be nice
F#
I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to forgive
F#
I tried to live and let live
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole


     D        A              F#          E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    D               A                       E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    D              A          F#           E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
    D        A               E  
A sneaky attack waiting to happen


A
I tried not to mind
F#
I tried to be so kind
      D        A         E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to let love rule
F#
But I feel like such a fool
       D        A          E
Cause everyone else is an asshole


             D             A
And they're out there even now
           F#           E
Trying to mess me up somehow
      D                A
But they won't stop me now
                     E
Cause they're all assholes
             D                 A
And they're planning while I sleep
     F#          E
And even as we speak
     D               A
To strike when I am weak
                   E
Cause they're all assholes
Bm
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          Bm        F# 
Everyone else is an asshole
Bm
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          Bm        F# 
Everyone else is an asshole
A
It's time to defend
F#
I know I have no friends
D          A        E   
Everyone else is an asshole
A
I've got to get them first
F#
Cause worst has come to worst
D          A        E
Everyone else is an asshole
         D                A
But they put the blame on me
  F#               E
Pretending not to see
       D                A       
That I just want to be free
            E
From these assholes
        D                  A
But I couldn't take their shit
       F#               E
So I tried to deal with it
     D            A
And now I look a bit
         E
Like an asshole!
A
I tried to be nice
F#
I tried to live my life
    D          A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to overlook
F#
And I tried to close the book
    D          A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried not to talk shit
F#
But I just couldn't help it
   D        A        E
Everyone else is an asshole
A
They called it assault
F#
But it really wasn't my fault
 D         A           E
Everyone else is an asshole


Bm
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          Bm        F# 
Everyone else is an asshole
Bm
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          Bm        F# 
Everyone else is an asshole


                   A       F#         D     A        E   
You're an asshole too!

                   A       F#         D     A        E   
You're an asshole too!

                   A       F#         D     A        E   
I'm talking bout you

                   A       F#         D     A        E    
I'm talking bout you

                   A       F#         D     A        E   
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   A       F#         D     A        E     
You're an asshole too

                   A       F#         D     A        E   
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   A       F#         D     A        E   
You're an asshole too

                   A       F#         D     A        E     
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   A       F#         D     A        E     
You're an asshole too


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