capo on 1 if you want :) C my heart is on my sleeve my head is in the sand F i said how did we end up here? you said happenstance C but i didn't understand so i made other plans F i ran to the ocean washed the blood off of my hands C i washed away my tears washed away ten years F washed away the empty space in-between my ears C and you said all that i mean is that you and me F didn't meet because of fate but rather probability C and you said the truth's like corn and lies are like weeds F you said the schroedinger equation collapsed perfectly C and i said mercy me be patient please F 'cause i don't know a goddam thing about the birds and the bees C i just know what i'm like and i'm like what i see F even though it's hard to see because you just blinded me C and if there's one thing i learned in chemistry F it's that the gain of electrons is reduction, obviously C but you can't see electrons without machines F and you can't tell from my inflection if i'm being mean C and i don't know if i can take you seriously F sometimes elections depend on the absentees G F and my family and my friends C and all the little kids that love me make me strong G and no matter how this ends F C i know i'll never ever ever be alone G F C some day i'll be an old lady G F with a big dress and an apron C a babushka and bare feet G F i'll be out in my garden C on my hands and knees G and i'll be singing a song F C that is really sad and sweet