Legal Age Life at Variety Store
 

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 Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door
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 Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore

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 I am the king,  I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I?
 
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Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar

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 Disco sucks and so does war,   the  meek shall inherit the earth no more

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 I am the king, I am therefore,  what  kind of a  fool am  I?

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Chorus:         And each time I  wake up I try to  speak
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                And I felt a cold river of tears upon my  cheek
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                And each time I  wake up I feel so  weak
                    B
                Dumbfounded

     E
 Ah, legal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door
A                                        E 
Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore
 B                                      E         A        E
 I am the king,  I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I?

                                 A                 E
Chorus:         And each time I  wake up I try to  speak
                             A                            E
                And I felt a cold river of tears upon my  cheek
                                 A                  E
                And each time I  wake up I feel so  weak
                    B
                Dumbfounded

     E
 Ah, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar

 A                                   E
 Disco sucks and so does war,   the  meek shall inherit the earth no more

 B                                     E         A        E
 I am the king, I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I?
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