Capo on 6, standard tuning

Dsus2/G  (032003)
Asus  (032200)
Dsus2/B  (032020)
Dsus2/F# (032002)

         Dsus2/G                  Asus            Dsus2/B    Dsus2/F#
Well I've only got three what you looking at me for
Dsus2/G              Asus            Dsus2/B    Dsus2/F#
Dressed in white and putting off crying
     Dsus2/G                Asus                       Dsus2/B       Dsus2/F#
Well you're the best man so what's the plan why don't you talk to Matty about it
         Dsus2/G               Asus                 Dsus2/B          Dsus2/F#
Said I've only got three like I told you before, we're gonna have to ask about

Dsus2/G             Asus  Dsus2/B                  Dsus2/F#
Free bar, that's the point, spilling amaretto cause of previous joints
Dsus2/G               Asus            Dsus2/B                       Dsus2/F#
Sitting with a girl, fortunate placing, preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin
Dsus2/G     Asus             Dsus2/B                 Dsus2/F#
Who's this, giving it the lips, never seen him knocking about
         Dsus2/G          Asus            Dsus2/B           Dsus2/F#
He looks just like me but six foot three so I reckon you could knock him out

       Dsus2/G                    Asus     
Well I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind 
  Dsus2/B                       Dsus2/F#
I never really got on with your bird the first time
 Dsus2/G        Asus          Dsus2/B                    Dsus2/F#
I met her out, wearing nowt, and telling everybody you were shagging about
Dsus2/G         Asus                 Dsus2/B                    Dsus2/F#
And who's this, going for the kiss, I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth
          Dsus2/G                Asus           Dsus2/B               Dsus2/F#
Cause it's five past three, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out

Enjoy