Em     C
Hey Mr Wilson, 
D/F#        G               Em7 C D/F# G             
I'm glad to shake your hand               and
Em          C
its nice to see you too 
D/F#     G             Em7 C D/F# G
and yes I understand

         A              C    B G
That I'm not to take it personal 
  D                   C B    G
although we look like people.
       A                      C   D    B
and it could be my son on the chopping block.
    C              G    F
but I'm sure he'll understand.

Em            C    D/F#          G             
You're at the table, and you seem nice enough.
 Em7               C              D/F#         G
(Called his daddy, he was mad, he came took my ball and bat he...)
Em           C      D/F#         G
I just can't figure, are you for real or not?
 Em7                C               D/F#              G
(Called me brother, sister, mother, shook my hand and calls me "sir")

       A              C    B   G
And im not to take it personal.
  D                   C  B   G
although we look like people.
       A                       C   D    B
and it could be my wife on the chopping block.
    C               G    F
but I'm sure she'll understand.
C              G    F
I'm sure we'll understand.








Break:

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------8-7--------------------|
D|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2~~-8-7--------------------|
A|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2~~-6-5--------------------|
E|-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-2~~-2-0-2-5~~-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-0~~------------------------|

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------X-8--X-7~---------------|
D|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2--X-8~-X-7~---------------|
A|-----0---------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2--X-6~-X-5~---------------|
E|-0-2---0-3/2-0-2~~-2-0-2-5~~-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-0--------------------------|

A C B G A C B G A C D B C G F  

Verse Pattern

Em C D/F# G Em7 C D/F# G x2
 
        A               C   B    G
And I'm not to take you personal.
   D                  C  B   G
although we look like people
       A                       C  D     B
and it could be my head on the chopping block.
    C             G    F
but I'm sure I'll understand.
C              G    F
I'm sure we'll understand
NC  C  G       F
NO! We don't understand!

Repeat Break and again without of 2nd half (Chrd Prog) both times then go into nxt verse.

Em     C         
Hey Mr Wilson,
D/F#        G 
do what you have to do. 
 Em7               C                 D/F#       Em7
(Lay the pipe, the apple's ripe, I'm going to Japan.