Capo : 3


A                                            
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Dm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
A
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Dm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten


E
I'm not a gangster tonight
F
Don't want to be a bad guy
E
I'm just a loner baby
F
And now you're gotten in my way


C
I can't decide­
         E7 
Whether you should live or die
           Am 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
             F  
Please don't hang your head and cry
              C
No wonder why  
My heart feels dead inside
      E7                Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
       F            Am           
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       F     G     C
We're going for a ride

A
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
Dm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
A
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled


E
I've got to hand it to you
F
You've played by all the same rules
E
It takes the truth to fool me
F
And now you've made me angry


C
I can't decide­
         E7 
Whether you should live or die
           Am 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
             F  
Please don't hang your head and cry
              C
No wonder why  
My heart feels dead inside
      E7                Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
       F            Am           
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       F     G     C
We're going for a ride

­
        G    E7    
Oh I could throw you in the lake
            Am   
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
         G                                   C                  
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
             E7
Oh I could bury you alive
                 Am     
But you might crawl out with a knife
              Dm                
And kill me when I'm sleeping
  G
That's why


C
I can't decide­
         E7 
Whether you should live or die
           Am 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
             F  
Please don't hang your head and cry
              C
No wonder why  
My heart feels dead inside
      E7                Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
       F            Am           
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       F     G     C        G C
We're going for a ride


Outro : C E7 Am F (x2)