Song: Shaved Off His Beard Artist: The Beards Album: Beards Beards Beards Strumming Riff Thingo That goes throughout the Verses You can even play the chords Em and G instead of 0-3 If you really feel like it (Am) E|-0-------| B|-1-------| G|-2-2-----| D|-2-------| A|-0-------| E|-----0-3-| AmWell, (x02210@1)there once was a man And that man had a Beard GHe (320003@1)shaved off his Beard AmAnd (x02210@1)now he's dead! AmAnd (x02210@1)there once was a girl And her husband had a Beard GShe (320003@1)asked him to shave It off AmAnd (x02210@1)now she's dead! DmNow (xx0231@1)she's dead! (Now she's dead!) AmNow (x02210@1)she's dead! (Now she's dead!) GNow (320003@1)he's dead! AmBm CNow (x32010@1)he's dead! DmNow (xx0231@1)they're dead! (Now they're dead!) AmNow (x02210@1)they're dead! (Now they're dead!) G (320003@1) AmGrow (x02210@1)up Beard or you'll be dead! AmWell (x02210@1)the Girl and the Man, they each had a funeral, G (320003@1) Amthe (x02210@1)people who attended are now dead. AmSo (x02210@1)the grave digger came, to bury the bodies, G (320003@1) Amand (x02210@1)he had a beard and cant be killed. DmCan't (xx0231@1)be killed! (Can't be killed!) AmCan't (x02210@1)be killed! (Can't be killed!) GHad (320003@1)a Beard AmBm CCan't (x32010@1)be killed! DmCan't (xx0231@1)be killed! (Can't be killed!) AmCan't (x02210@1)be killed! (Can't be killed!) G (320003@1) AmHad (x02210@1)a Beard and can't be killed! AmWell, (x02210@1)there once was a man And his name was Daren Hitch GHe (320003@1)shaved off his Beard AmAnd (x02210@1)now he's shit! DmNow (xx0231@1)he's shit! (Now he's shit!) AmNow (x02210@1)he's shit! (Now he's shit!) GNow (320003@1)he's shit! AmBm CNow (x32010@1)he's shit! DmNow (xx0231@1)he's shit! (Now he's shit!) AmHitch (x02210@1)is shit! (Hitch is shit!) 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