Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album. All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes. EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason. Verse C* G* You and me, we could never be C* G* Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny C* And you're so eager to please G* C* You get on your knees for any fucking asshole GWho (320003@1)says he's all you need Chorus E (022100@1) FAnd (133211@1)I'm sorry I have to take this approach E (022100@1) The only thing that'd shut me up now: Fyour (133211@1)hands around my throat Verse C* You and your friends feel free G* And you're way too cool for me C* And you do drugs now G* And all your problems run so deep C* And we were smoking in the basement G* At your best friend's brother's party C* And you love them because they treat you G* Like you know what the fuck you're talking about Chorus E (022100@1) FAnd (133211@1)you and me, we could never take this approach E (022100@1) The only thing that'd shut me up now: FYour (133211@1)hands around my throat ESwear (022100@1)I love you FUntil (133211@1)the very, very end. EBut (022100@1)there's a problem(What's the problem?) FYou're (133211@1)in love with your boyfriend. Bridge: F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThis (x32010@1)is me officially giving up on you F (133211@1) GI've (320003@1)wasted too much time with stupid lies CFor (x32010@1)this to ever become true F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)this is me officially giving up on you F (133211@1) GWe've (320003@1)wasted too much time with stupid lies CI'm (x32010@1)getting shitfaced in your room. Verse C* I've got dreams where I bleed G* And I choke myself to sleep C* And I hear screams G* It's the secrets that you keep C* And I am learning that your secrets G* C* They really don't mean shit to anyone G* But you and your friends Chorus: E (022100@1) FAnd (133211@1)you and me, we could never take this approach E (022100@1) The only thing that'd shut me up now: FYour (133211@1)hands around my throat ESwear (022100@1)I love you FUntil (133211@1)the very, very end. E (022100@1) But what's the problem, (What's the problem?) FYou're (133211@1)in love with your boyfriend Outro: A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become /* Ultimate-Guitar - Tab Pages */ (function() { var opts = { artist: "The Front Bottoms", song: "Taking My Uzi To The Gym", genre: "", adunit_id: 39382312, div_id: "cf_async_" + Math.floor((Math.random() * 999999999)), hostname: "srv.tonefuse.com" }; document.write('');var c=function(){cf.showAsyncAd(opts)};if(window.cf)c();else{cf_async=!0;var r=document.createElement("script"),s=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];r.async=!0;r.src="//"+opts.hostname+"/showads/showad.js";r.readyState?r.onreadystatechange=function(){if("loaded"==r.readyState||"complete"==r.readyState)r.onreadystatechange=null,c()}:r.onload=c;s.parentNode.insertBefore(r,s)}; })(); UG plus: remove banner comments We did not receive enough feedback on this tab! 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