Song: Stroking My Beard Artist: The Beards Album: The Beard Album Intro: E-C#min-A x2 E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1) Well you see my beard E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I?m a lazy slob E (022100@1) Yeah you see my beard C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I don?t have a Job (Don?t have a job) F#min And you?re right BAnd (x2444x@1)you?re right EI (022100@1)don?t have a job C#min (Don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job C#min (Don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)do have a beard C#min (Do have a beard) A (x02220@1) EBut (022100@1)I don?t have a job C#min (x43121@1) A(Don?t (x02220@1)have a job) E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1) Well you see my beard E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)think I mustn?t live decently E (022100@1) Yeah you see my beard C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min EAnd (022100@1)you assume that I haven?t showered recently (Haven't showered recently) F#min And you?re right BAs (x2444x@1)it happens you?re right EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently C#min (Haven?t showered recently) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently C#min (You don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job C#min (You don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)do have a beard C#min A(But (x02220@1)you don?t have a job) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) C#min AWell (x02220@1)you see my beard E (022100@1) C#min AAnd (x02220@1)you think that I look like a thug EYeah (022100@1)you see my beard C#min A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) C#min A (x02220@1) And you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs) F#min And you?re right BOn (x2444x@1)this occasion you?re right EI (022100@1)am on drugs C#min (You are on drugs) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) I am on drugs C#min (You don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven?t showered recently C#min (Haven?t showered recently) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don?t have a job C#min A(You (x02220@1)should get a job) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) (rest) E (022100@1) I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard C#min (You don?t have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)don't have a job C#min (you don't have a job) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)haven't showered recently C#min (Haven't showered recently) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)am on drugs C#min (Stop taking drugs) A (x02220@1) EI've (022100@1)been spending my days C#min (spending your days) A (x02220@1) EJust (022100@1)stroking my beard C#min (You are on drugs) A (x02220@1) EMy (022100@1)beard feels really nice C#min (That's cause you're on drugs) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)am on drugs C#min A(Stop (x02220@1)being on drugs and get a job) EI (022100@1)have a beard Beards /* Ultimate-Guitar - Tab Pages */ (function() { var opts = { artist: "The Beards", song: "Stroking My Beard", genre: "", adunit_id: 39382312, div_id: "cf_async_" + Math.floor((Math.random() * 999999999)), hostname: "srv.tonefuse.com" }; document.write('');var c=function(){cf.showAsyncAd(opts)};if(window.cf)c();else{cf_async=!0;var r=document.createElement("script"),s=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];r.async=!0;r.src="//"+opts.hostname+"/showads/showad.js";r.readyState?r.onreadystatechange=function(){if("loaded"==r.readyState||"complete"==r.readyState)r.onreadystatechange=null,c()}:r.onload=c;s.parentNode.insertBefore(r,s)}; })(); UG plus: remove banner comments We did not receive enough feedback on this tab! 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