Jesus Was A Capricorn Written & Performed by Kris Kristofferson Tuning: Standard (EADGBE) Sounds good fingerpicked, country-style, with alternating bass and fills. V1. D G D Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic food, E A He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes; D G D Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends, A D Reckon they just nailed him up so he'd come down again. Chorus: G D Cause everybody's got to have somebody to look down on, A G D Those they can be better than at any time they please, G D Some folks doin' something dirty decent folks can frown on, A G D If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me. V2. D G D Eggheads fussin,' rednecks cussin,' hippies for their hair, E A Others laugh at straights, who laugh at freaks, who laugh at squares; D G D Some folks hate the whites, who hate the blacks, who hate the Klan, A D Most of us hate anything that we don't understand. (Repeat Chorus)