From Paul Simon-Neck of my guitar website: Gm F|C Bb|Eb Gm|D7(no 3rd) Gm|No chord Gm F|C Bb|Eb Gm|D7(no 3rd) | Gm |G There's been some hard feelings here | About some words that were said | Been some hard feelings here |G7 And what is more |C7 There's been a bloody purple nose | And some bloody purple clothes | | That were messing up the lobby floor |G It's just apartment house rules |F So all you 'partment fools |C |F |G7 |C | Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor! C7 |F |G7 |Am | One man's ceiling is another man's floor |C7 There's been some strange goin's on | And some folks have come and gone | | Like the elevator man don't work no more |F7 I heard a racket in the hall | And I thought I heard a call | | But I never opened up my door |C It's just apartment house sense |Bb It's like apartment rents |F |Bb Bdim |C7 |F | Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor! F |Bb Bdim |C |Dm | one man's ceiling is another man's floor! | There's an alley A7 |Dm in the back of my building Gm7 |Dm A7 |Dm Where some people congregate in shame A |Dm A7 I was walking with my dog |Dm G And the night was black with smog |F A7 When I thought I heard somebody |Dm |F | | |F7 |Bb | | | | Call my name F |Eb |Bb Eb Edim |F7 |Bb | Ah-- Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor! |Eb Edim |F |Gm | one man's ceiling is another man's floor! Repeat and fade: Gm F|C Bb|Eb Gm|D7(no 3rd) Gm|No chord |