Eternal Fatalist - Lowest of the Low Intro G-D-Em-C G D Em C (Continue til Bridge) She felt someone else upon your lips You've blown another relationship You say that God had a hand in this I say you should have stayed away from that other Girl Now I look at you And you look at me Ah, Life's a bitch for the eternal fatalist You've gone and lost your job again Can I borrow a ten 'til Tuesday friend You say your lack of dividend Has always been spelled out in the stars Now I look at you, And you look at me It's a financial risk for the eternal fatalist Now I look at you And you look at me Ah, life's a fix for the eternal fatalist -BRIDGE- Am C Am C You say it's all lined up like shot glasses on the bar of life Am D You'll sip your way through it Am D You never once got stiffed Am C So pick yourself up, pay your tab Am D And get on with your life Get on with it -SOLO(G-D-Em-C Played over it)- Have you ever heard of dialectics One sure way to get some perspective Of course every action isn't elective I wonder what my horoscope has to say, today You say your moon's in the seventh house But your butt's spent three days on my couch You've eaten me out of home and house You nearly drank up all of my beer Ya, I'm outta here Now I look at you And you look at me, Ah, life's a bitch for the eternal fatalist (Continue/repeat til End)