Transcribed by Owen Marriott [me@owenm.co.uk]

E/F# - [202100]
B7 - [7978(10)7]

  E      B     C#m     A
I must admit I find it funny
      E          B           C#m     A
But I might have known she’d find it dumb
    E     B             C#m     A
The air hostess and the blow-up dummy
E      B                  C#m           A
I’m in stitches and she’s twiddling her thumbs
    D Dsus4 D      A
She hasn’t laughed once

[Play E B C#m A through twice]

                   E         B             C#m       A
She thinks there’s something wrong with my sense of humour
      E              B        C#m        A
And I think there’s something wrong with hers
E           B            C#m    A
Once upon a time she was easily amused
          E          B             C#m     A
But now I think that joke might be getting worse
       D Dsus4 D A     E E/F#  A  C D
It was funny at first

    E   A              F#m  B
I’m overjoyed when she understands
E                  A            F#m            B
I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
        E             A             F#m    B
But the most she ever gives me is a second glance
    E                 A         B
She never gets a kick out of my punchlines

[Play E B C#m A through twice]

  E       B              C#m        A
I saw her smiling during Gilligan’s Island
E       B    C#m       A
I suspect sarcastically
  E          B       C#m     A
Despite myself, I’m beside myself
   E         B             C#m   A
My sides are splitting but so is she
      D Dsus4 D   A   E E/F#  A  C D
She’s laughing at me

    E   A              F#m  B
I’m overjoyed when she understands
E                  A            F#m            B
I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
        E             A             F#m    B
But the most she ever gives me is a second glance
         E           A              B
She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines
B7
Sometimes

[instrumental break]
E B
B C#m
F#m A
A B
C D

E              A
Give me half a chance.... 
E              A
Give me half a chance.... 
E              A          C D
Give me half a chance.... 
[to end]