----------------------------------------- Ballad of the Wookies ----------------------------------------- Em A I'm growing old like a Wookie Em A I'm growing old like a Wookie Em A Gonna move to Endor Em A Get a treehouse on Endor Em A Gonna get small and white Em A Gonna get small and white Verse 2 -------------- And I can't fly my space ship 'cause I'm too fucking small And I can't drink with Lando 'cause I can't drink at all (Wookie noises) Verse 3 -------------- And I can't wear a bandolier (sp?) Or shoot a bowcaster 'cause I'm getting pretty short And my hair is turning white And I'm afraid of Threepio When Luke makes him fly Note: to play the happier version of the song use both major chords (E and A). For the sad version use both minor chords (Em and Am).