The Homo Song
By Mara Levi
http://www.maralevi.com/

Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret

Here are some chords that might not be recognized or known by most people because it's
the right label. This is just to make it easier for everyone else. If anyone knows the
name of the chord, message/comment me what it is, and I'll be sure to change it.

For the first G in each verse, you pluck the E string, and then strum the chord.
For the last C in the song, you pluck the e string then the B string one after the 
and then you strum the chord.
For the strumming pattern, just listen to the song, it's pretty simple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QhGkRu0qA&feature=channel

Amadd11 or Am11|000210|
Cmaj9 |320010|

C             G
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
   Am                  F
I thought I'd call and let you know
     C        Cmaj9    Am
Your daughter is     a big HOMO
          Dm
And she's lying next to me

G
C                    G
She came here of her own volition
Am               F
No doubt wasting her tuition
C           Am11    Am
Still it's true and now you're wishin'
Dm
      She weren't here with me

G
C                 G
She's been acting out this way
      Am              F
Since long before the fateful day
  C           Am11    Am
I brought her home so she could stay
Dm
      Lying next to me

G
   C              G
No matter how you sulk and fret
      Am             F
It's only girls that make her wet
    C          Am11       Am
And since it's true, well you can bet
Dm
      She's lying next to me

C            G
Dear old Mr. So and So,
  Am                   F
I thought I'd call and let you know
     C        Cmaj9    Am
Your daughter is     a big HOMO
          Dm
And she's lying next to me

G
    C                    G
She loves you still, she always will
    Am                F
But you can't fix her with a pill
   C      Am11   Am
Or try to take a-way the thrill
Dm
      Of lying next to me

G
    C                   G
She wants your love and your respect
    Am                  F
But if you push, she'll push right back
       C         Am11        Am
'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK
Dm
      If you don't let her be

G
C             G
For the apple of your eye
      Am                F
There must be something you can try
       C       Am11     Am
'Cause I can't stand to see her cry
Dm
      Lying next to me

C             G
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
     Am              F
Just call her up and let her know
C       Cmaj9    Am
She can be     a big HOMO
    Am            G         C
And you'll still love her       so.