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When I stole a twig from our little nest
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And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
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I had my balls and my brains put into a vise
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And twisted around for a whole fucking week
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Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
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Get ahold of your cock, get stoned on my hash 

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Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock 
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Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark
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Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels
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You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools

Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch 
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch 

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did 
You drove my ego to a really bad skid

Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did 
You drove my ego to a really bad skid

Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed

The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said
Why'd you do what you did 

Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did