Miniature Tigers Japanese Woman G There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet C D Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office G I came home one day to find she'd gone away C D G Why do you want to hurt me G On my way to work, I'm lost in my head C D Every turn I take I hope that she's there G She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone C D G How could I ever go on D G Have you gone and lost your mind D G Why'd you let her stay so long D G Now you're all alone Em D So alone G Now my brother's holdin' back from Japan C D He came home a shattered excuse for a man G C D G I don't know what happened but your son is broken D G Have you gone and lost your mind D G Why'd you let her stay so long D G Now you're all alone Em D So alone G Oh, man, my brother went to Japan G He got caught up in the culture G And he says he's never coming home Em Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call Am D Tell me, brother, why so cold (hum along) G C D G C D G D G Have you gone and lost your mind D G Why'd you let her stay so long D G Now you're all alone Em D So alone Great Band Great Song Enjoy!