SONG: Timeless To Me ARTIST: Marc Shaiman & Scott Wittman From the musical, Hairspray Intro: E C#m7 F#m7 F#m7/B E C#m7 F#m7 B13#9 E6 Styles keep a changin' Gdim7(#5) Gdim7 The world's re arrangin' F#m7 Bdim7 F#m/A Fdim7 But Edna, you're timeless to me F#m7 Hemlines are shorter B9 A7/B A beer costs a quarter E6 C#m7 Cm7 But time cannot take what comes free Bm7 Bm9 E9 You're like a stinky old cheese, babe A6 Ab7(#9)/E A6 Just gettin' riper with age C#m7 C#9 F#9 F9 F#9 You're like a fatal disease, babe Fm7 F#m7 But there's no cure C9+ B9 B13(b9) So let this fever rage E6 Some folks can't stand it Gdim7(#5) Say time is a bandit F#m7 F#m7 But i take the opposite view Ebm7(b5) Cause when i need a lift Ab7 Time brings a gift C#m7 Cm7 Bm7 E7 E9 Another day with you A6 A twist or a waltz A#dim7 It's all the same schmaltz E6/B Ebaug D9(#11) C#7 With just a change in the scenery F#m7 You'll never be old hat G9(#11) F#m7 That's that! B7(b9) E6 G9 You're timeless to me C6 Fads keep a fadin' D#dim7(#5) D#dim7 Castro's invading! Dm7 Gdim7 Dm7 But wilbur, you're timeless to me Gdim7 Dm7 Hairdos are higher Ab9 G9 Cdim7/G Mine feels like barbed wire C6 Am7 Abm7 But you say i'm chic as can be! Gm7 Gm9 C9 C9(#5) You're like a rare vintage ripple F6 E(#9)/C F6 A vintage they'll never forget Am7 Am9 D9 So pour me a teeny weenie triple C#m7 Dm7 Ab9(#5) G9 G13(b9) And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet! C6/9 I can't stop eating G#7/D# Your hairline's receding Dm7 Soon there'll be nothing at all Bm7(b5) So, you'll wear a wig E7(b9) While i roast a pig Am7 Abm7 Gm7Gm11 C13 Hey! Pass that geritol F6 Glenn Miller had class F#dim7 That Chubby Checker's a gas C6/G Baug7 Bb9(#11) A7 But they all pass eventually Dm7 You'll never be passe Eb9 Dm7 Hip hooray! G7(b9) C6 You're timeless to me Ab7 C#6 Edim Ebm7 Ab7 Ab7+ C#6 Bbm7 Am7 Abm7 Abm9 C#9 You're like a broken down chevy C#7+ F#6 Abm7 Adim F#6/Bb All you need is a fresh coat of paint F#6 Bbm7 Bbm9 Eb9 D9 Eb9 And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy Dm7 Ebm7 A9(#5) Ab9 A13 You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't! D13 Some folks don't get it Bb7/F But we never fret it Em7 'Cause we know that time is our friend C#m7(b5) And it's plain to see F#7 That you're stuck with me Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D7 Edim7 Until the bitter end D9/F# G6 And we got a kid G#dim7 Who's blowin' the lid D6/A C#+ C9(#11) B9 Off the Turnblad family tree Em7 You'll always hit the spot F9(#11) Em7 Big shot! A9 D6 You're timeless to me F#m7/B B9 Em7 You'll always be du jour F9(#11) Em7 Mon amour A9 D6 You're timeless to me F#m7/B B9 Am7 You'll always be first string F9(#11) Em7 Ring a ding ding! A9 D6 Bm7 Em7 You're timeless to me D6 Bm7 Em7 You're timeless to me D6 Bm7 Am7 You're timeless to me A9 D6 You're timeless to me!!