Intro: D D2/C G/B Gm6/Bb

D          D2/C    G/B        Gm6/Bb       D
I'm just a regular Joe with a good Telstra job
      D2/C  G/B     Gm6/Bb     D
I'm a big CEO who's made a few bob
       D2/C          G/B          Gm6/Bb      D
I like Broadband and BigPond. I'm worth every cent
         D2/C       G/B       Gm6/Bb D
I run an Aussie Tel Co with a U.S. accent
    D2/C          G/B       Gm6/Bb          D
I'm short and I'm shy and I have this weird mo'
     D2/C          G/B        Gm6/Bb    D  D2/C  G/B  Gm6/Bb
that makes me look like Super Mario
    D             D2/C      G/B               Gm6/Bb
But sometimes I'm not paid enough to keep the share price from 
D              D2/C   G/B     Gm6/Bb
going down (oh no) no way (uh uh)
      D              D2/C    G/B          Gm6/Bb   D
Now I gotta find new ways to turn Telstra profits around
      D2/C       G/B        Gm6/Bb
(woah yeah) yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah)
  D          D2/C      G/B         Gm6/Bb
I prey on my customers starch loyalty
   D            D2/C        G/B         Gm6/Bb
by raising each month their line rental fee
        D                 D2/C                G/B      Gm6/Bb      
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're the ass Sol)
        D                 D2/C             G/B       Gm6/Bb
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, such an ass Sol)
     D           D2/C      G/B          Gm6/Bb
When people ring up on our tech support line
  D            D2/C     G/B        Gm6/Bb
I keep them on hold for hours at a time
        D                 D2/C               G/B      Gm6/Bb
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're an ass Sol)
        D                 D2/C            G/B      Gm6/Bb
I'm the ass Sol (he's the world's biggest ass Sol)
     D         D2/C         G/B         Gm6/Bb
I'll say the repairman will be there at eight
          D          D2/C       G/B        Gm6/Bb
but he'll turn up at five, only nine hours late
        D                 D2/C             G/B      Gm6/Bb
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, what an ass Sol)
       D               D2/C         G/B      Gm6/Bb
I'm an ass Sol (he's a real f@#$ing ass Sol)
Em                        A
Maybe I should have fixed phones in the bush
    Em                    A
and not hurry to join the privatized push
    Em                        A               (Indian tabla and sitar music)
and not moved our jobs to the cheap Hindu cush

Naaaaah!
        D
I'm the ass Sol


Tabs:
    D   D2/C   G/B   Gm6/Bb   Em   A
E---2----0------3------3------0----0---
B---3----3------3------3------0----2---
G---2----2------0------0------0----2---
D---0----0------0------2------2----2---
A---X----3------2------1------2----0---
E---X----X------X------X------0----X---