CHORUS 1: C# Ab Twenty-one ways to murder your lover B F# And there's twenty-one ways to kill a girl who lies C# Ab Her twenty-one words haunt you like no others B F# Now there's twenty-one thoughts racing through your mind All the time VERSE 1: C# B F# I killed a fat girl to prove its a sick world Ab F# Boy was i a lonely one Ab F# Killing her was lots of fun Ab F# Take it from me everyone CHORUS 2: C# Ab Twenty-one ways to murder your lover B F# And there's twenty-one fine ways to end a life C# Ab Twenty-one must be my lucky number B F# Yes, twenty-one is seventeen plus nine minus five VERSE 2: I killed a bad girl to prove its a sick world Boy was i a lonely one Killing her was lots of fun Take it from me everyone VERSE 3: I killed a frat girl to prove its a great world Boy was she a lonely one Begged me to put down my gun Killing her was lots of fun CHORUS 3: Twenty-one ways to murder your lover But there's only one way to kill a girl who lies Get her drunk on a rooftop and just shove her Tell the cops you weren't there the night she lost her life VERSE 4: Act like you're sorry then make up a story Say she was the only one Say that you're a lonely one Killing can be lots of fun ----------- My first tab (chords?). I took it from the acoustic version from "Disaster at Ray's rather than the regular version from "...and for the little children, sing". All songs and lyrics can be downloaded at their website: http://www.putridflowers.com/home.php