Intro C Am C Am C Am Oh Saturday was a special night C Am The X Factor final was so tight F G C G We ordered takeaway from the Prince of India C F G We had onion bhajis for the wife Am F And chicken korma with pilau rice G E Am But when it came they’d forgotten my lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna Am My lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna C G C G My lamb bhuna C Am I looked in the bag again in case C Am It was there all along and I needn’t have chased F G C G The man on the phone about my missing dinner C F G He apologised and offered me Am F 10 per cent off my next delivery G E Am But it meant I never got to eat my lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna Am My lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna C G C G My lamb bhuna C Am The rest of the food was very nice C Am I had some korma and half of the rice F G C G We voted about thirty times for Alexandra C F G JLS will do OK Am F And Ee-og-ee-an Quigg will no doubt say G E Am That when he grows up he’ll become a famous crooner F My lamb bhuna Am My lamb bhuna F Should’ve come sooner C G C G My lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna Am Oh, my lamb bhuna F My lamb bhuna C G C G My lamb bhuna