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Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
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but she didn't tell me her credit was bad.
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So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
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we're living in the basement at her mom and dad's
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No we can't get a loan for a respectable home
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just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
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If we'd gone to freecreditreport.com
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I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. 

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