G:  320033
B7: x21202
Em: 022000
C:  x32013
D:  xx0232

G      B7        Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
               C   D
Oh no no they can't 
   G         B7    Em
Because they have vaginas
            C  D
Oh yes they do
 G        B7     Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
     C     D
Not nagging
    G     B7        Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks
               C   D
No no no they can't

  G                            B7
Imagine once a month how many people would die
        Em                                       C
Girls crashing their jetpacks
                   C             D
because they have tears in their eyes
G                        B7           Em
And they can't do their harnesses up tight
                 C   D
Because of the cramps

G      B7        Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
               C   D
Oh no no they can't 
   G         B7    Em
Because they have vaginas
            C  D
Oh yes they do
 G        B7     Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
     C      D
Not nagging
    G     B7        Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks
               C   D
No no no they can't

    G                         B7
Now I'm not trying to start a war of the sexes
      Em                     C          D
This goes out to all women, not just my exes
G                  B7                
  To fly a jetpack,  there's something fundamentally
           Em  C D
that they lack

(TRUMPET SOLO!)

G      B7        Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
               C   D
Oh no no they can't 
   G         B7    Em
Because they have vaginas
            C  D
Oh yes they do
 G        B7     Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
     C      D
Not nagging
    G     B7        Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks