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Standard tuning, No Capo, Jolly good fun


Verse One:
A                     D
On my way home from pilates class
A             D
And what do I see?
A
Well, pretty much nothin'
       E           Fm      D
'Cuz I slipped and fell in broken glass
A              D
And damaged my pupils permanently

Chorus One:
    A          D          E                 Fm        A            D
And now, all I have is my special scarf and a pair of matching eye patches

A-D-E-Fm-A-D

Verse Two:
A           D
After I got home,
A               D
Things only got worse
A                 D
I practically got robbed
A                      D
This jerk came into my quiet room
A                          D
He said, "Give me all your pillow pets"
A                     D
I said, "Shut up, I'm painting"
A         E           Fm        D
He said, "Sorry, I'll come back later"
A           D
I sure told him.

Chorus 2/Outro:
    A
And now,
      D          E                 Fm        A            D      
All I have is my special scarf and a pair of matching eye patches
      A     E   Fm
And a brand new painting but,
A  E     Fm-A
My scarf denies you

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