...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

A+

Verse 1:

       D                          A7
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
                                    D              D7
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
  G                Gdim      D               B7
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
  E7                             A7                A+
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

   D                             A7
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
                                D                  D7
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
     G              Gdim          D               B7
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
   E7                                A7                A+
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

    D                           A7
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
                                     D                   D7
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
     G          Gdim       D               B7
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
      E7                                 A (n.C)               A+
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G   D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve-itis.

Verse 4:

D                             A7
 My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
                                          D             D7
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
   G              Gdim                D               B7
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
   E7                               A7                A+
My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

D                                   A7
 My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
                                      D            D7
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
    G             Gdim                    D            B7
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
     E7                                 A7                           A+
I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G     D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve...itis.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A+      D       A7      D7      G      Gdim     B7      E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  320003  xx3434  021200  020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)