Mother - The Stand
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Key of D, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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B = Boy (Ryan Guldemond)
G = Girl (Molly Guldemond)

INTRO:
   D     D
B: Hey
       D    D
G: Hey hey

VERSE 1:
   D
G: Tell me your weakness
         D
B: Oh, I keep it a secret
           D
G: Oh come on, just one vice
            D
B: Ok, it's vodka on ice
                 G
But then there's women on bikes
            G
Or just the women who straddle
           D
G: Oh, now you are a handful
             D
B: I forgot about handfuls!

INTERLUDE:
D - D - D - D - G - G - D - D

VERSE 2:
   D
G: Tell me your fears
            D
B: Ok, it's everyone here
                 D
G: You mean just all of the people?
             D
B: Yeah, and all of their peers
    G                         G
And all of their pets and the chandeliers
          D                    D
And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years

CHORUS:
D            D                     D
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                     G
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                     D
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     D
I can hardly stand the smell of it all

VERSE 3:
   N.C.
G: Talk about space
                D
B: Well, it's a beautiful place
            N.C.
G: But it's so damn cold
                 D
B: Sure, for the human race
            G                         G
But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars
N.C.                 N.C.
G: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife

CHORUS:
             D                      D
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      G
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      D
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                      D
I can hardly stand the smell of it all

             D                      D
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      G
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      D
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     A
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
             A
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

BRIDGE:
D
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
D
Everyone's f-d
D
Everyone's f-d
D               D
Everyone's f-d
G
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
G
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
D                                          D
They don't even know, they don't even know

CHORUS:
D            D                      D
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
             D                      G
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
             G                      D
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
             D                     A
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
             A
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand

OUTRO:
N.C.
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know