I found a brilliant old acoustic version of this legendary tune from a seriously 
quality band and figured it out.

Sounds alright to me, its all just 2 sharp strums apart from where stated
(listen to it and you'll know what i mean) and then the odd hammer on or
whatever here and there you should be able to figure out.

Ask The DJ
Mr Hudson & The Library
A Tale Of Two Cities
Tabbed by SeanD.

Em: 789977
Bm: 777997
D:  577755
C:  355533


INTRO: Em  Em  Em  Em



VERSES:

     Em          Em          Em        Em  
I've read quite a few of the books that you see
Bm        Bm                  Bm (fast low string strums)
  High on the shelves of this tall library
Em            Em              Em        Em
  They teach me how to think
          D (slow strum - you can release the B string on 2nd strum)
But now I think too much
                     DDDD (fast low string strums)
Much too much


Em        Em                     Em        Em
Something's not right, there's a hole in my life
     Bm         Bm                      Bm (fast low string strums)
So I wander the clubs, Looking for some soul, looking for some life
Em    Em       Em   Em
 All I find is you
        D (slow strum - you can release the B string on 2nd strum)
But you make me laugh
                     DDDD D-D!
And that's a start 




CHORUS:

You ask me
D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                   C    C         C   C
I don't know but I like it
D     D              D    D
   If you ask the DJ
               Em (one strum)
On Monday I'll buy it


D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                    C    C        C   C
My neighbours won't like it
   D (one strum)        C (one strum)       CCCCCCC (fast low string strums)
So don't, don't darling leave




VERSES:

Em              Em             Em     Em
   Roll down the steps for the annual ball
       Bm   Bm            Bm        Bm  
See how b-boys divide and heads line the wall
Em      Em               Em   Em
  But all I see is you
     D (slow strum - you can release the B string on 2nd strum)   DDDD (fast low string strums)
So I drink too much, and then I talk too much


Em        Em                     Em        Em
Something's not right, there's a hole in my life
     Bm         Bm                      Bm (fast low string strums)
So I wander the clubs, Looking for some soul, looking for some life
Em    Em       Em   Em
 All I find is you
        D (slow strum - you can release the B string on 2nd strum)
But you make me laugh
                     DDDD D-D!
And that's a start 




CHORUS:

You ask me
D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                   C    C         C   C
I don't know but I like it
D     D              D    D
   If you ask the DJ
               Em (one strum)
On Monday I'll buy it


D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                    C    C        C   C
My neighbours won't like it
   D (one strum)        C (one strum) 
So don't, don't darling leave


D                    C
Don't, don't darling leave
D                    C
Don't, don't darling leave
D                    C
Don't, don't darling leave
D                    C
Don't, don't darling leave

OH!

D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                   C    C         C   C
I don't know but I like it
D     D              D    D
   If you ask the DJ
               Em (one strum)
On Monday I'll buy it


D    D                D     D
    "What tune is this?"
                   C    C         C   C
I don't know but I like it
D     D              D    D
   If you ask the DJ
               Em (one strum)
On Monday I'll buy it


               D                D              D            D         
And then we'll dance through the yard 'til the neighbours decide they don't 
C    C       C    C
like it                  x4

NOBODY CARES!

D    D
    "What tune is this?"


Any corrections lemme know x