INTRO C - G - A - F - G C G When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered A F G And I knew it was love, true love C G All the things that you said and did to your mom A F G I knew you were the only one, the only one for me (pre-chorus) F G XXXXXXXXXX Go and call the priest F G XXXXXXXXXX So he can exorcize me F G Be my ghoul tonight... (chorus) C G Regan it was love at first fright, first fright A F G Love at first fright, first fright C G Regan it was love at first fright, first fright A F G Love at first fright, first fright I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green So beautifully Across you stomach it said, "Help Me" I gotta' know will you marry me Captain Howdy (pre-chorus/chorus) (pre-chorus/chorus) When I saw you piss on the rug, My heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love And on your stomach it said, "Help Me" I gotta' know will you marry me, Captain Howdy IN THE CHORUS FIRST GUITAR PLAY THIS I GUES :) e}--------------------------------------------- b}--------------------------------------------- g}--------------------------------------------- d}-10---9---7---5-----