Ebm                                        B
Did I strangle you with my love?
                          Ebm                                B
Think I saw it wrapped around your throat
          Ebm                                     B                                   
This bit is played on a melodian I think
The last time I saw you, you looked so pale
Ebm                           B
And white just like a ghost

            Ebm               B
It was fun for about 5 little minutes
          Ebm                            B
And then you cleared your throat
        Ebm                     B
My eyes swelled up, I curled my toes
                 Ebm              B
And you said I almost choked
              B             C#        Ebm
And you said I almost choked

                   Ebm               B
But honey why did you go
F#                         B
Behind the bunhouse?
C#                                  B                      Ebm          B
Didn't you know how much I had to give?
Ebm                           B
You knocked me over the head
F#                     B
With a rolling pin
C#                                                      B                B Bb   Ebm
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs

Ebm B
         Ebm                             B
The penny dropped even before I clocked
           Ebm                             B
Just where your hands had been
                        Ebm                              B
It's like you'd done your hair for somebody else
Ebm                                                        B
Scared that you might have been seen
  Ebm                                   B
I slipped down a flight of stairs
              Ebm                                        B
And my face must have looked so long
             Ebm                                 B
Cos even the dosser with the saxophone
         Ebm                       B
Was asking me what's wrong
              B                  C#
He said "buddy, what is wrong?"

                  Ebm               B
But honey why did you go
F#                         B
Behind the bunhouse?
C#                                  B                      Ebm          B
Didn't you know how much I had to give?
Ebm                           B
You knocked me over the head
F#                     B
With a rolling pin
C#                                                      B                B Bb   Ebm
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs

                                 Ebm                 B
Please won't you spare me the details
    Ebm                      B
Before I get up and I go
         Ebm                                     B
Who was it that stabbed me in the back
                    Ebm                           B
Or do you think I ought not to know?

                    Ebm                     B
You see the way I was before we met
              Ebm            B
I was curled up in a shell
                      Ebm                                  B
And if I'm not counting planes up in the sky
                Ebm                   B
Then I'm falling down a well 
                     B                C#          Bbm
I'm at the bottom of a well

                  Ebm               B
But honey why did you go
F#                         B
Behind the bunhouse?
C#                                  B                      Ebm          B
Didn't you know how much I had to give?
Ebm                           B
You knocked me over the head
F#                     B
With a rolling pin
C#                                                      B                B Bb   Ebm
And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs

Ebm B til the end