Intro:
Dm

Dm         Am
I judge by what she's wearing
C             G
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Dm              Am
Off of assholes coming on to her
C                G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm               Am
And I wish she'd take the night off
C          G
So I don't have to fight off
Dm            Am
Every asshole coming on to her
C          G
It happens every night she works
Dm             Am
They'll go and ask the DJ
C             G
Find out just what would she say
Dm                Am
If they all tried coming on to her
C                    G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm                 Am
They think they'll get inside her
C                G
With every drink they buy her
Dm              Am
As they all try coming on to her
C             G
This time somebody's getting hurt

C              Am
Here comes the next contestant



Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand?
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C              Am              (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm     Am
I even fear the ladies
C                G
They're cool but twice as crazy
Dm              Am
Just as bad for coming on to her
C                    G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm            Am
Each time she bats an eyelash
C          G
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Dm             Am
Everyone keeps coming on to her
C             G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C              Am
Here comes the next contestant



Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand?
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C              Am              (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm         Am
I'm hating what she's wearing
C         G
Everybody here keeps staring
Dm                   Am
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
C             G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C              Am
Here comes the next contestant


Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm      Am        C     G
Is that your hand?
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C              G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C              Am              (Dm)
There goes the next contestant


Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C                G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm           Am
I wish you'd do it again
C             G
This time somebody's getting hurt

C              Am                  Dm
There goes the next contestant