Detour:Patti Page. #5 in 1951. (Capo 1st fret.) CHORUS: G C Detour, there's a muddy road ahead, G detour, paid no mind to what it said. C Detour, oh, these bitter things I find, D G should have read, that detour sign. #1. G Headed down life's crooked road, lots of things D I never knowed, because of me not knowin', I now pine. G G7 C Trouble got in the trail, spent the next five years in jail.. D G should have read that detour sign. CHORUS: G C Detour, there's a muddy road ahead, G detour, paid no mind to what it said. C Detour, oh, these bitter things I find, D G should have read, that detour sign. #2. G When I got right to the place where it said, 'About Face,' D I thought that all my worries were behind. G G7 C But the farther I go, the more sorrow I know.. D G should have read that detour sign. CHORUS: G C Detour, there's a muddy road ahead, G detour, paid no mind to what it said. C Detour, oh, these bitter things I find, D G should have read, that detour sign. #3. G When I got stuck in the mud all my hopes dropped with a thud.. D I guess that my heart strings are made of twine. G G7 C Have no willpower to get, from the hole that I'm in yet.. D G should have read that detour sign. CHORUS: G C Detour, there's a muddy road ahead, G detour, paid no mind to what it said. C Detour, oh, these bitter things I find, D G should have read, that detour sign. OUTRO: D G Should have read that detour sign. D C G Should have read that detour sign. Detour! A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.