Fake Plastic Trees Performed by Radiohead Written By Thomas Yorke From the album - The Bends (1995) Chords: A X 0 2 2 2 0 Asus4 X 0 2 2 3 0 Dmaj9/F# 2 X 0 2 2 0 E6 0 2 2 1 2 0 Dsus2 X X 0 2 3 0 Bm11 X 2 0 2 3 0 Amaj7 X 0 2 1 2 0 A Asus4 Her green plastic watering can Dmaj9/F# E6 For her fake chinese rubber plant Dsus2 A Dsus2 In fake pla-ah-stic earth A Asus4 That she bought from a rubber man Dmaj9/F# E6 In a town full of rubber plans Dsus2 A Dsus2 To get ri-i-d of itself Bm11 It wears her out A It wears her out Bm11 It wears her out A Asus4 It wears her out She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins And it wears him out It wears him out It wears him out Asus4 A It wears She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run And it wears me out it wears me out It wears me out It wears me out Amaj7 Bm11 And if i could be Who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted E6 Bm11 A---ll the time A All the time E6 Ah ah ah Bm11 // Bm11 // A // A E6 // Bm11 // Bm11 // A. This is the solo from the third verse. It's pretty quiet on the album but you can make it out OK. (each dash is a semiquaver (or 16th whatever you call it)) e ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ----------------| B ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ----------------| G ---------------- / ---------------- / 2---6---6-6-6-6- / 6-6-6-6-7---9---| D 2---2----------- / 2--------------- / ---------------- / ----------------| A 0---0----------- / 0--------------- / ---------------- / ----------------| E ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ----------------| e ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------------| B ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ----------9-9-10-12--| G 11-11-11--9----- / 2-2-2-4-4-6-6-6- / 6-6-6-6-7-----9- / 9-9-11-11------------| D ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------------| A ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------------| E ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------- / ---------------------| Sorry for the typing mess up in the solo but you can't fit a double figure number into one character! So to clear it up: - There are 5 8th-note 11s in the fifth measure/bar. - And the notes in the eighth measure are all 8th-notes This is one of the greatest songs by the greatest bands ever. And rest assured: THIS TAB IS 100% ACCURATE (this statement is not legally binding) Obviously if you're playing the rhythm (Thom's) part to this song you'll just have to out the picking for your damn self cause I couldn't be hassled with it but the chords are to the song. This tab is better than the others on this page. So happy... tabbing.(?) tabbed by A Friend With Weed