ALL KINDS OF KINDS by MIRANDA LAMBERT CAPO 5 INTRO: G G Cadd9 G G G D G G Cadd9 G G D G G Cadd9 Ilsa was an acrobat who went and fell in love with that Em D G Horatio the human cannonball. G Cadd9 A weddin' 'neath the big top tent with barkers clowns and elephants Em D G Sideshow family oddities and all. Cadd9 Em D The dog-faced boy howled out with joy Am G D/F# As the tattooed lady was crying. G D Em Cadd9 Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning G D G It takes all kinds of kinds. G Cadd9 Thomas was a congressman with closets full of skeletons Em D G And dresses that he wore on Friday nights. G Cadd9 Phyllis was a pharmacist, a dab of that, a pinch of this Em D G Concocted to suppress her appetite. Cadd9 Em D When the children were fiddlin' she'd slip 'em some Ritalin Am G D/F# And wait for Thomasina to arrive. G D Em Cadd9 Cause ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning G D Em Cadd9 It takes all kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds) G D G All kinds of kinds. SOLO: G Cadd9 G / G D / G Cadd9 G / G D G / G Cadd9 When I play this old guitar from children's shows to smoky bars Em D G I take a break and think about the past. G Cadd9 When I stood up in geometry and everybody stared at me Em D G And I tossed my test into the trash. Cadd9 Em D I scratched off my number while hitching out under Am G D/F# That bush league population sign. G D Em Cadd9 Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning G D G It takes all kinds of kinds. Cadd9 Em D Now some point a finger and let ignorance linger Am G D Cadd9 G/B Am If they'd look in the mirror they'd find. G D Em Cadd9 That ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning G D Em Cadd9 It takes all kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds) G D Em Cadd9 All kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds) G D G All kinds of kinds. SOLO/END: G Cadd9 G / G D / G Cadd9 G / G D G / repeat until end