Song: Dry Town Artist: Miranda Lambert Album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend G Well the road was hot and flat as a ruler C Good hundred miles between me and Missoula D That vinyl top wasn't gettin' no cooler G So I stopped at a quickie sack G Well, I figured I'd need about a sixth of Miller C And one of those things so I wouldn't spill her D I asked the girl if the beer was in the back She said D It's a dry town G No beer no liquor for miles around C I'd give a nickel for a sip or two G To wash me down D G Outta this dry town G So I turn right around, no hesitation C Cursed the laws ruinin' the nation D Waved goodbye to the boy at the station G But she wouldn't go into gear G He said it sounds like your transmission C You need to Bob, but he's gone fishin' D His day off, he gets a long way from here Cause Chorus Well back home friends you can get a dose of Something strong from your local grocer So I walked down till I got a little closer To a place called Happy Johns He said "I keep something here for colds and fevers Down underneath's where I usually leave her But just last night I felt a cold a comin' on" Chorus